Dependency Inferno

Welcome To The Circles of Hell

WordCamp OC 2016

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An Allegory

"... halfway along our life's path ..."

A deep, fire red cave, that looks a bit ominous.

The Gates

Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate

A black and white photo of a ruined archway/doorway.

The Vestibule

Uncommitted and Outcasts

Gates with some cherubs on it in gold.

First Circle

Limbo

A rusted anchor by a rock.

First Circle

Limbo

Broken glasses on a rock.

First Circle

Limbo

A lion carved into rock.

Second Circle

Lust

A river chasm. This makes more sense when you read Dante's Inferno.

Second Circle

Lust

Warning - cliff has edges and you shouldn't fall off.

Third Circle

Gluttony

A jeep stuck in the mud.

Third Circle

Gluttony

A tire abandoned in mud.

Fourth Circle

Greed

A greedy black cat with a lot of cans of wet cat food.

Fourth Circle

Greed

A pot boiling on a wood campfire.

Fourth Circle

Greed

Boiling mud. Really. Don't go in there.

Fifth Circle

Anger

A very creepy green swamp.

Fifth Circle

Anger

Houses beyond a swamp.

Fifth Circle

Anger

An aligator creeping everyone out by looking at the camera.

Sixth Circle

Heresy

Fire!

Sixth Circle

Heresy

A campfire.

Seventh Circle

Violence

Creepy Woods.

Seventh Circle

Violence

Red sands - the burning sands. Which again, read Dante.

Seventh Circle

Violence

Wood on fire.

Eighth Circle

Fraud

Sewage pipe.

Eighth Circle

Fraud

Bike in water.

Ninth Circle

Treachery

An iced over waterfall.

Ninth Circle

Treachery

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Avoiding the Circles

Dante himself.

THE END

Mika "Ipstenu" Epstein

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