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These are all things that will delay reviews of your plugins!
Submit Busted Code
(Or a zip that won't open)
Use bad or private URLs for your code
(I can't open http://localhost/yourplugin.zip )
(You're not Facebook.)
Use someone else's code
(You're not Jaquith.)
(or email, or text, or Facebook, or G+, or slack)
Ignore our emails
(We won't tweet/text you!)
(And remember to bring a towel)
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